A Joke A Day - Funny Daily Jokes

During a bank heist the Chief told the Sgt. to cover all exits so the robbers could not get away. Later the Sgt. reports to the chief. “S...

Farmer and His Horse Pulling up Car from Ditch An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farm...

A woman who had thrown a dinner party, at which raw oysters, curried lamb, and steamed mussels were all served, met her physician on the str...

Selling at an auction was halted when the auctioneer announced, “Someone in the room has lost his wallet containing $2,000. He is offering ...

During a bank heist the Chief told the Sgt. to cover all exits so the robbers could not get away. Later the Sgt. reports to the chief. “S...

At graduation, everybody is going to get their diploma but Tom. At the assembly Tom’s entire senior class screams “Let Tom graduate, let Tom...

An engineer, a mathematician, and a physicist were standing around the university flagpole when an English professor wandered by. “What are...

The factory foreman inspected the shipment of crystal vases leaving the plant, and approached his new packer. He put his arm around the m...

A man had been crossing a street when a car slammed into him. The pedestrian sued the motorist, whose lawyer made the following statement at...

One day a man found an odd-looking lamp and rubbed it. From inside came a genie that told him he would get three wishes, but whatever he w...