A Joke A Day - Funny Daily Jokes

Farmer and His Horse Pulling up Car from Ditch An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farm...

A woman who had thrown a dinner party, at which raw oysters, curried lamb, and steamed mussels were all served, met her physician on the str...

During a bank heist the Chief told the Sgt. to cover all exits so the robbers could not get away. Later the Sgt. reports to the chief. “S...

An engineer, a mathematician, and a physicist were standing around the university flagpole when an English professor wandered by. “What are...

Selling at an auction was halted when the auctioneer announced, “Someone in the room has lost his wallet containing $2,000. He is offering ...

A couple, desperate to conceive a child, went to their priest and asked him to pray for them. "I'm going on a sabbatical to Rome,...

The factory foreman inspected the shipment of crystal vases leaving the plant, and approached his new packer. He put his arm around the m...

TEACHER: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?" JOHNNY: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day , same ...

MAN: 1) Pull up to machine 2) Wind window down 3) Insert ATM card, enter PIN 4) Retrieve cash 5) Drive away WOMAN: 1) Pull up to machine 2) ...

At a mental health hospital a psychiatrist sets a test to determine the mental progress of his three top patients. He gets three chairs and...